Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
ive been sitting in this room all day with trevor watching gabriel Iglesias, building a really bad fort, wrestling eith the dogs, eating ice cream and having sex its pretty fuccking awesome.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
(Source: patickstump, via teeth-on-a-string)
can i stay at your place? no hobo
i say this alot
(Source: goldicrocs, via hungry-hungry-hobo13)
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.
no thats our dying planet have some respect
haha the united states is the world now I guess
"We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us."
Dogs are so goofy I love every single one of them